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Opinion: Who can save the day for the Andrew Luck-less Indianapolis Colts? Teddy Bridgewater

The Indianapolis Colts don't necessarily have to switch into rebuilding mode without Andrew Luck.

Stunner: Colts' Andrew Luck abruptly retiring from NFL

In a shocking turn of events three weeks before the season opener, Andrew Luck said injuries have "taken my joy of this game away" and retired at 29.

30 photos of Andrew Luck through the years

Andrew Luck was drafted by the Indianapolis Colts in 2012. He announced his retirement on Aug.

Dodgers escape jam in bizarre 9th, hold off Yankees 2-1

Kenley Jansen escaped a bases-loaded jam in a bizarre ninth inning that saw both managers on the field trying to figure out what happened, and the Los Angeles Dodgers held off the New York Yankees 2-1

Miami breaks out new turnover chain, debuts touchdown rings in season opener vs. Florida

The third edition of the Miami Hurricanes' "turnover chain" made its debut Saturday, as did the new "touchdown rings."

Assorted Ideas

Gauguin’s Cat Whimsical Parody

Gauguin’s Cat is a whimsical parody of Paul Gauguin’s Still Life with Three Puppies. Deborah Julian‘s imagined cat insists on sharing the puppies’ cream. Gauguin…

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Is RIOC Ado Annie?

Is RIOC Ado Annie, the governmental version of Rogers and Hammerstein’s libidinous teenager? For 70 years, Annie’s the “girl who can’t say, ‘No,'” and when…

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CBN fights senior loneliness

CBN fights senior loneliness with a new grant. The grant helps the Carter Burden Network tackle major challenges of old age. The Roosevelt Island Disabled…

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ADA, go to hell! says Roosevelt Island

ADA, go to hell! Thats the message, loud and clear, from Roosevelt Island. Once the “City of Tomorrow,” it’s now the “Village of We Don’t…

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Trump’s a loon, Part 2

Trump’s a loon, Part 2, jiggled out easily from the shell of Greenland proves Trump’s a loon. The mass media did its part, treating the…

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